THE BLAIR NECESSITIES

Dearest Blair,
I have been meaning to text you this for awhile but I keep forgetting… But anyways I just wanted you to know that you are an amazing girl! In the time that I’ve known you, P****r must be out of his mind to not realize what he could have had with you! I’m sure that this girl he is with now is not even one sixteenth what you are! This just proves that straight guys are dumb and girls should just grow penises and be with gay guys hahahaha jkjk…. But really you are too good for him. And even though he was soooooo hit I’m sure you can do much better and find a guy that wants to be with YOU! Not for some other dumb girl! Be the strong, confident, black woman that don’t need no man! Haha well anyways I love you and I will be here for you for ANYTHING! And I’ll make sure Elliott is too haha :)
Love, Dylan

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When I get texts like this, I remember how truly lucky I am. 

Dylan is not just my best friend’s boyfriend, but he’s my best friend who happens to be dating another one of my best friends. He’s fucking fantastic.

THAT WAS MAGNIFICENT.

AHHHHHH

GENTLEMANLY

KIND

FUNNY

EXACT SAME POLITICAL VIEWS

NOT SUPER RELIGIOUS

BEAUTIFUL

PLAYS THE DRUMS AND PIANO

SINGS

DOES THEATRE

RUNS

ROWS CREW

HAS AN EXCELLENT TASTE IN MUSIC

sofuckinghappyidon’tknowwhattodo